About Us: Our Leadership Team
cooey storch
cooey storch, an architect of Digital Follies Incorporated, and financial contributor to the estates benefiting the proper Wrangling and Manhandling of Worthy Felines, brings an unparalleled vision (mostly regarding cat-related infrastructure and generic transferable lollygagging) to 1001.church. He is responsible for defining the organizational strategy, flexing on a global European market daily without a second of resolve -- always remaining humble and shy, while maintaining a specific penchant for high-altitude feline management.
* * * NOTE 04.17.2024 : ANY FELINE ACTIVITIES WITHIN ALTITUDE CURRENTLY SUSPENDED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE PENDING RENEWAL OF AIRBORNE SMALL DOMESTICS LICENSE (AIRLW STND AVIATION COMM STATE LAW OF NO ANIMAL WITH INTENT AND CAPABILITY OF SCRATCHING OFF PILOTS FACES IN CUTE SITUATIONS --) * * * WE WILL UPDATE ASAP UPON CONTACT FROM AIR ADMIN THNDBAY
lauren
lauren, previously a corner office powerhouse of Feline Wrangling (both at the enrty and upper corporate levels, in and out of government favour), has parted ways with 1001.church after a series of operational challenges. Following a significant re-evaluation of 'feline dropping' incidents, 1001.church now strictly maintains a zero-drop policy. We wish her the best (mostly away from cats), but strongly recommend she never return. Mudasir will enforce strict policy in the new friendship.
